She's getting on her dick and she's not shy, so I put it right in her without a condom

You woke me up with a blowjob, so hold on! I'll find the G-spot with my kerambit

What you jerked off with, you'll get sperm for. Oops, and you jerked off with your hair

Don't worry, I didn't cum on my face - oops, all the cum on my hair 😱

I'll come out of the bathroom with empty balls, and you wash again, period